Thanks everyone, sorry I blew a gasket, it really does make me angry every time I learn of yet another person to hear the news. Somehow, in my mind, it's okay for me to have it, but no one else should have to deal with this carp. It bites and I resent it so intensely, I really can't express it.

Audrey is a tough broad and she'll pull it all off in spades, I have no doubt. It's just hard to believe that it keeps happening all around us and we're powerless to stop it.